An eight months report

In an utterly alarming development, when put to bed at night or put down for a nap, recently Julian has been waking back up and then crying more than usual. And when we go to check on him, instead of a little boy lying down and trying to sleep, we find this:


You may ask, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?? Well, like this:



I can't overstate the danger this poses to humanity. Because once he's up, he'll come to get you:



And once he catches up to you... things can get ugly.



But he has other talents! He's a musician:



A budding chef:



Not to mention an expert yodeler:



A yoga practitioner:



And of course, a connoisseur of fine dining:



So we shouldn't be too surprised that all in all, he's a stand-up guy!

 

Here he is with some of the attractive members of his extended family:

 

His cousins are big fans!

 


But of course, his biggest fans are Mommy and Daddy.